Monday, July 20, 2009

A Twist on Modern Day Scripture

And it came to pass, that when the daughter of the Lord set forth to blog, while doing so, she put forth a pot of eggs to boil for the Sabbath day egg salad; she then unknowingly left the holy pot unattended, by which, the eggs boiled and boiled until all the water was evaporated; leaving nothing but dry eggs to rebel against the pot and EXPLODE all over the kitchen.

Thus saith the Lord…