- You figure out how not to make a fool of yourself once you see their name pop up on their library account.
- You chat briefly about one of the juvenile books he has selected -- not his own of course -- but luckily one you've read and enjoyed.
- You decide, "So do I acknowledge his work? Or do I pretend not to know him?"
- All of the above, some of the above, none of the above
Oh, who was at the library yesterday? None other than Trenton Lee Stewart -- the author of this: