Me: “Mrs. Daisy Mom, your son just threw up at school, will you please come get him?”
Hubbie: Meetings in New York City with Actor’s Equity regarding contract negotiations.
Me: “Mommy, I’m still sick” – as three year old throws up in the car.
Hubbie: Still in NYC.
Me: Two other children arrive home from school; oldest daughter says, “my stomach hurts” and hurls in the proximity of the bathroom, not quite making it to the toilet; cleaning barf out of tile grout.
Hubbie: Still in NYC
Me: After 3 more rounds of vomit, daughter hurls in her room on her area rug.
Hubbie: Now on to 5th Avenue for shopping.
Me: 3yr old, after not throwing up for 4 hours, makes it to the bathroom in time do an impression of the Exorcist.
Hubbie: Now at Broadway show with college friends.
Me: 2nd load of towels in the laundry.
Hubbie: Not sure I care!